Let's Catch Up

So here are some things I've missed this past week:
(in no specific order, just the order they pop into my head)

Obama and McCain at Saddlebrook Church in CA with Pastor Rick Warren
-very interesting, but no influence on my vote.

Ellen and Portia get hitched
-congratulations, its about time.

Trump saves Ed McMahon
-can't think of a good Publisher's Clearing House joke at the moment, check back later.

Pumkin makes a jaw dropping decision on "I Love Money"
-that was crazy! I say good for her for sticking up for herself and doing what she had to do; the tables are turning.

Actor/Comedian Bernie Mac passes
-an absolute shame. so unfortunate.

(I know its been a while but) George Carlin passes
- needs to be acknowledged. A tragedy.

Olympics...
- call me unpatriotic... but I just don't care. Phelps is doing his thing though.

Bob Saget gets roasted
- why? It was pretty funny but, of all people... Saget? Really? P.S. Norm MacDonald isn't funny.

Iliza Shlesinger wins "Last Comic Standing"
- cool beans?

Joel McHale and Keith Olbermann play tag on their respective shows
- frickin' hilarious.

Kesan gets the boot off of "From G's to Gents"
- I still swear I've seen the kid before

Big Brother is still on the air
- wait what? Who the hell authorized this? Big Brother 10... really? REALLY?

Wendy Williams gets a show
- she's so obnoxious. But the shit is funny.

Luke Campbell gets a show
- WTF? Why does the hype man from 2 Live Crew need a show? Why should I care?

Pam Anderson gets a show
- I guess 40 year old jugs aren't sexy anymore, so now we have to watch her...live?

George Foreman gets a grill... I mean show
- *pinches bridge of nose and shakes head*

Margaret Cho gets a...
- okay, this is ri-goddamn-diculous.

New York gets yet another show
- sadly... I find the show enjoyable.

"The Apprentice" torch gets passed to Puffy... Diddy... Papa Diddy Pop...
- "I Want to Work for Diddy" is the young (wo)man's version of Trump's "The Apprentice". Its quite entertaining even though last weeks elimination was a "producer move".

That's all I can think of at the moment. Let me know if I've forgotten anything. I'm sure I have... George Foreman... really?