No Such Thing As the Real World

So the talented journalists over at TMZ stopped John Mayer in NYC the other day to question him about his recent break up with the lately tragic but forever fabulous Jennifer Aniston, to which he babbled on and on about God knows what. Frankly, I don't really care all that much about celeb relationships. I love the ones that manage to stay far from public scrutiny because no news is good news and I'm happy for happy people. But I digress. My point in all of this, is to ask... where in the living hell did the rest of John Mayer go? Did I miss something? It seems to me that he has dropped a good 43% of his body weight and no one has said a word.